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treycoook: @themerchdude The Biebs has some skills, man. I can't say I blame him for going the Justin Timberlake route.
Posted on Sat, Feb 04 2012

treycoook: Appetizers are like foreplay. If you don't like appetizers, you probably suck at dinner.
Posted on Sat, Feb 04 2012

treycoook: Internet Explorer is THE. WORST. BROWSER. Get Chrome or Firefox.
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: I don't trust anyone with green eyes.
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK http://t.co/cyYmVs2n
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: Americans may be fat and stupid but at least our sporting events don't result in 74 people trampled to death.
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: I bet Jesus got the party started.
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: @wendythibodeau Wtf what!
Posted on Fri, Feb 03 2012

treycoook: It's 2012 and the Internet is the single most interesting thing in the world.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: I find that "don't knock it till you try it" only holds water until receiving anal is brought up.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: @NicoleHalla I think jokes about white people and musicians / artists are hilarious.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: Stoners hate when you say mean things about stoners.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: I'm pretty sure The Beatles did more for stoners than they ever did for music.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: @ViciousRachel But that band is terrible
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: @PriscillaPesce You're gonna kill somebody
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: Remind me not to eat yogurt while watching House.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: We value monetary success over mental happiness to the point where if you don't have money, you're probably not happy.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: I'm so fucking tired of pretending to give a fuck about anybody else.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: Cash rules everything around me, and I don't have any.
Posted on Thu, Feb 02 2012

treycoook: Today is going exactly as not planned.
Posted on Wed, Feb 01 2012